axiebubble:

choose your fighter

fruitsgarden:

tinybed:

autobaby:

nomadic-alternative:

Nomitkon, Tajikistan — I’d never seen a bread eating cat before.  But this cat loved bread. He would practically sit down at the table and wait to be served.  The owners would throw him a few pieces and then throw him out of the house, but he would soon sneak back in and continue looking longingly at the loaves.

bread cat

looking longingly at the loaves

We’ve got another bread boy

kardashiansfuckyeah:

me: *tells my crush that i like them* 

my crush: what 

me: north posted this while playing games on my phone not sure why or how she chose

vriska:

could you fucking imagine if there was a smash trailer for the new dlc fighter and you just slowly start hearing the beginning of Megalovania playing and everyone’s losing their shit because OH FUCK IT’S SANS but then the screen lights up and it’s just 

chikxulub:

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

unrelatedsoundss:

just made a spidersona theyre an australian spiderman where instead of getting cool powers from the spider bite they died after a single day

deadmugen:

tremendify:

vitamorsthetall:

caenis-doceri:

bugsgocracra0:

gaypeopletwitter:

Originally posted by sweetscarlett

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

cishetsbeingcishet:

feelboss:

cishetsbeingcishet:

listen i know 2019 being the danger days year is kinda memey and all but if theres anything yall genuinely take away from this i want yall to be loud as fuck

go to that protest, punch that bigot, do that graffiti, fuck yeah, but this also goes out to the people who arent in a position to do those things

kiss your partner in public, dont let other people define the language you use for yourself, say “im gay/lesbian/bi/trans/etc” out loud even if its just in the mirror, break gender roles, hell!!! just wear those fucking shoes people say are tacky!!! cut holes in your jeans because you think it looks cool even though you’re embarrassed of what other people will think!!!! 

2019 is the year of making some goddamn noise in any way you can because all of it counts

gender is dead wear whatever you want be kind to your friends and take no shit!! welcome to the zones baby!!!!!!!!!!

be open
be loud
be raw
be real

scream your truth
live your honesty
don’t compromise your sincerity

do it loud
do it proud
do it! do it! DO IT!

this is the year to own yourself
this is the time to be yourself
this is where you discover yourself

better or worse, you find your truth
you don’t let anyone take it from you

that individuality is your art
and
art is the weapon

ART IS THE WEAPON YOUR IMAGINATION IS THE AMMUNITION!!!!

back-that-sass-up:

raepritewrites:

back-that-sass-up:

not to be racist but i can’t tell customers apart

The truth hurts so much, but it cannot be denied - 2 minutes after you leave my line of sight, I have no idea who you are, you’re just another arm I’ve stabbed with a needle

god I hope you work in the medical field

baku:

baku:

*unlikes and relikes a post so its further up in my likes so i can find it again*

*still never goes back to my likes to look at these posts ever again*

sounddesignerjeans:

insomniparty:

moxperidot:

@ slack’s emoji artist turn on your location i wanna talk

astrology is gay you heard it here first folks

oh, to be innocent and think this is just a pride flag

teaboot:

quietdeviant:

teaboot:

2019 is going to be a great year because we’re going to fucking make it that way, no more of this “I hope good things come to me” shit, I’m gonna go out and drag good things to me by the fucking hair

SAME FRIEND, SAME

2019 Is The Year Of Not Even Remotely Fucking Around

ascendantrulerofnice:

science side of tumblr tell me why

ain’t nothin but a heartache

isolemnlyswear-iamsuperwholocked:

an-anxious-gay-mess:

sympathetic-deceit-trash:

taylormademediocrity:

spacetaters:

ok but can we like start a petition for Cards Against Humanity to make a John Mulaney themed pack because i would be willing to spend all my money on that

Suggestions:

Black cards-

• THERES A ______ LOOSE! IN THE HOSPITAL

• Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell ________

• Canceling plans is like ________

• Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need _____

• You have the moral backbone of a _______

• I’ll keep all of my ___________ right here and the one day I’ll die

White Cards-

• what’s new pussycat played 7 times followed by its not unusual followed by what’s new pussy cat

• smoking cocaine the night before your college graduation

• a 28 year old healthy man trying his best

• one black coffee

• STREET SMARTS

• shushing animals even though they’ve never spoken

• Delta Airlines

• the one thing they can’t replace

• an on fire garbage can… could be a nursery

• a sea of drunk toddlers

• a pre- y2k asshole

• Xanax

Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need what’s new pussycat played 7 followed by it’s not unusual followed by what’s new pussycat

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell the one thing they can’t replace.

THERE’S a sea of drunk toddlers LOOSE! IN THE HOSPITAL